Come visit me at PAW - Adoption fee $210 - I'm Cornelius. That's MR. Cornelius to you. I deserve only the classiest of thrones. Perched high upon the couch, watching on all the cat servan--I mean uh, humans. And birds. Yes. Cannot forget about the birds. They taunt me with their chirps high in the tree. I try to tell my humans I am to go out and win the ongoing battle between us but all my human says in return is ''he's is so cute when he meows'' nobody understands me. My frustration comes out sometimes in nips when I am agitated. I become overstimulated with being handled too much or too often. You may gaze upon my beauty and grace but this mane of mine takes far too long to perfect for you to touch me after you just ate chips. The grease.