Come visit me at PetValu on Main Street! - Adoption fee $210 - Doctor Duvet here. I am writing to you today about the position you posted. ''Doctor wanted'' Attached below is my resume. Thank you for your time and consideration, and I hope to hear from you soon. Work experience and skills: - 9 Years working for the man, giving numerous cuddles, advice, and a shoulder to cry on - Can catch the red dot in record time - Qualified to write prescriptions for all ages, under any circumstances. I have written more than 10 prescriptions for a sweet treat - I know how to positively identify when my food dish is empty - Can make the biggest biscuits - Copes well in almost every environment Education: - Masters degree in fluffiest boy in town - 2 years of pre-med in classroom and lab time - 4 years of clinical experience - 3 years as a resident doctor